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To what do we owe this great debt of (gratitude/anger/delight)?  To the powers that have given us the (ease and convenience/frustration and disgust/absolute pleasure) of (PHP/Javascript/Python/VBscript).  This (piece of doo/paper tiger/constant annoyance/programming language) is the (worst possible/most magnificent/fools) choice for use in a (production environment/shack in Afghanistan/failing business).   The entire design of this language is [...]